I am from NY, 45 years old man living in Guatemala for the past 7 years. After a “night” during cuddle time talk, when I say I am an artist it leads to me showing my work… NOT SMART! Because I never hear from them again. I also am very bad in bed, so that might have something to do with it. I want you guys to be my therapist. Is it because I am bad in bed, or is it because my art is not that good?#1
Give Me Back My Spots Hooman

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Great Night Drinking, Did I Kiss Someone?

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For Lonely People, Rain Is A Chance To Be Touched (Not My Quote, But Great)

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Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life. The Greatest Loss Is What Died Inside Us While We Live (Not My Quote, But Great)

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I Bring You Bread And You Poop On Me?

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I Am 45, Not 1000. I Might Want To Have Kids

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I Want To Be A Kid Again With A Child’s Imagination

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I Hate When People Stare At Me

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Givers Have To Learn To Set Limits Because Takers Don’t Have Any (Not My Quote, But Great)

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A Bird Does Not Sing Because It Has An Answer. It Sings Because It Has A Song (Not My Quote, But Great)

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